Freezing inside, boiling outside: you never get to be comfortable!

College is about exploring, from sex to sewing a man’s head to a dog.

Garbage is what it is, and that’s where it belongs.

If you can scrounge for it in the trash like a little raccoon, it’s not worth buying in a store.

Some light spanking would really get this hostage situation going.

She loves to hate it and hates to love it.