He's like Stretch Armstrong left in a car console on a hot summer day.

You don't know how to swim? But it's so easy! Just jump in the water and swim! See? So easy.

Lenjamin hypes stuff up just a little too much. A BLT didn't "change your life," man.

Why can't we just drink and hang out? Jeez, what are you, a close friend of mine?

Make up your mind, health nuts! Next, you'll say cigarettes are bad for me!

Raph's not a fan of our Jake and Amir dolls, even though they're made with Jake and Amir's real hair and skin.