Tao reimagines the Olympics. Amanda exalts raunchy novels. Kwesi criticizes the English language.

The Smartypants Society argues how to respond when someone you've already met says nice to meet you.

Lauren slams city-as-personality behavior. Zach praises LARP. Oscar reclaims the pride flag.

Content Warning:
Trypophobia (Potentially triggering visual) - [5:36-5:44]

The Smartypants Society debates if listening to audiobooks counts as reading.

Dylan discusses representatwin. Vivian puts the slay in legislature. Kylie warns of the robot wars.

The Smartypants Society discusses what colors are school subjects.

Angela pleads for consistent sizing. Kendahl reveals a surprising connection. Josh weaponizes words.

Content Warning:
Mention of Parent and Pet Death in Comedic Context - [16:40-17:12]

The Smartypants Society deliberates on what the statute of limitations for spoilers are.

Jordan decriminalizes feet. Jerah asserts short king supremacy. Brett explains chill allyship.

The Smartypants Society debates what is the superior form of the french fry.

Rachel argues for Rumspringa. Maame-Yaa creates a new dating app. Joey praises solo movie viewing.

Content Warning:
Misophonia (Extended fart noises) - [throughout 29:19-46:29]

The Smartypants Society discusses when is the best time to take a shower.

Danielle ends anti-glasses propaganda. Zeke rates White rappers. Joey reevaluates Columbus Day.

Content Warning:
Comedic References to Suicide - [4:42-5:05]

The Smartypants Society decides what day the week actually starts on.

Content Warning:
Comedic References to Suicidality - [1:38-1:50, 3:49-4:00]

Paul examines funny numbers. Dhruv presents rules for the group chat. Waleed creates a new religion.

Content Warning:
Comedic Reference to Self Harm - [39:25-39:29]