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Smartypants

Smartypants

3 Seasons

The greatest thinkers/comedians of our time ask the questions no one else will. New episodes every other Friday.

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Smartypants

21 Episodes

  • The Rules of Content
    45:36
    The Rules of Content
    Episode 1

    The Rules of Content

    Episode 1

    Tao reimagines the Olympics. Amanda exalts raunchy novels. Kwesi criticizes the English language.

  • Smartyshorts: Nice to Meet You
    06:45
    Smartyshorts: Nice to Meet You

    Smartyshorts: Nice to Meet You

    The Smartypants Society argues how to respond when someone you've already met says nice to meet you.

  • Bonk and Vibes
    43:35
    Bonk and Vibes
    Episode 2

    Bonk and Vibes

    Episode 2

    Lauren slams city-as-personality behavior. Zach praises LARP. Oscar reclaims the pride flag.

    Content Warning:
    Trypophobia (Potentially triggering visual) - [5:36-5:44]

  • Smartyshorts: Audiobooks
    05:45
    Smartyshorts: Audiobooks

    Smartyshorts: Audiobooks

    The Smartypants Society debates if listening to audiobooks counts as reading.

  • Choppedness Cannot Be Outrun
    42:08
    Choppedness Cannot Be Outrun
    Episode 3

    Choppedness Cannot Be Outrun

    Episode 3

    Dylan discusses representatwin. Vivian puts the slay in legislature. Kylie warns of the robot wars.

  • Smartyshorts: School Subjects
    04:51
    Smartyshorts: School Subjects

    Smartyshorts: School Subjects

    The Smartypants Society discusses what colors are school subjects.

  • The Power of Words
    40:14
    The Power of Words
    Episode 4

    The Power of Words

    Episode 4

    Angela pleads for consistent sizing. Kendahl reveals a surprising connection. Josh weaponizes words.

    Content Warning:
    Mention of Parent and Pet Death in Comedic Context - [16:40-17:12]

  • Smartyshorts: Spoiler Etiquette
    06:03
    Smartyshorts: Spoiler Etiquette

    Smartyshorts: Spoiler Etiquette

    The Smartypants Society deliberates on what the statute of limitations for spoilers are.

  • Tax the Tall
    41:10
    Tax the Tall
    Episode 5

    Tax the Tall

    Episode 5

    Jordan decriminalizes feet. Jerah asserts short king supremacy. Brett explains chill allyship.

  • Smartyshorts: Which Type of French Fry Is the Best?
    07:04
    Smartyshorts: Which Type of French Fry Is the Best?

    Smartyshorts: Which Type of French Fry Is the Best?

    The Smartypants Society debates what is the superior form of the french fry.

  • You Cannot Be You Without Yourself
    47:20
    You Cannot Be You Without Yourself
    Episode 6

    You Cannot Be You Without Yourself

    Episode 6

    Rachel argues for Rumspringa. Maame-Yaa creates a new dating app. Joey praises solo movie viewing.

    Content Warning:
    Misophonia (Extended fart noises) - [throughout 29:19-46:29]

  • Smartyshorts: Morning Showers or Night Showers
    05:35
    Smartyshorts: Morning Showers or Night Showers

    Smartyshorts: Morning Showers or Night Showers

    The Smartypants Society discusses when is the best time to take a shower.

  • A Rorschach Test But On Their Face
    41:50
    A Rorschach Test But On Their Face
    Episode 7

    A Rorschach Test But On Their Face

    Episode 7

    Danielle ends anti-glasses propaganda. Zeke rates White rappers. Joey reevaluates Columbus Day.

    Content Warning:
    Comedic References to Suicide - [4:42-5:05]

  • Smartyshorts: When Does the Week Start?
    04:51
    Smartyshorts: When Does the Week Start?

    Smartyshorts: When Does the Week Start?

    The Smartypants Society decides what day the week actually starts on.

    Content Warning:
    Comedic References to Suicidality - [1:38-1:50, 3:49-4:00]

  • One to Two Is Fine
    48:23
    One to Two Is Fine
    Episode 8

    One to Two Is Fine

    Episode 8

    Paul examines funny numbers. Dhruv presents rules for the group chat. Waleed creates a new religion.

    Content Warning:
    Comedic Reference to Self Harm - [39:25-39:29]

  • Smartyshorts: How Many Holes Does a Straw Have?
    06:03
    Smartyshorts: How Many Holes Does a Straw Have?

    Smartyshorts: How Many Holes Does a Straw Have?

    The Smartypants Society argues how many holes does a straw actually have.

  • That's a Bang-Off
    41:08
    That's a Bang-Off
    Episode 9

    That's a Bang-Off

    Episode 9

    Roz raves about aliens. Rashawn assesses rad rooms. Talia advocates for bangs.

  • Smartyshorts: Can You Move Someone Else's Laundry From the Dryer?
    06:46
    Smartyshorts: Can You Move Someone Else's Laundry From the Dryer?

    Smartyshorts: Can You Move Someone Else's Laundry From the Dryer?

    The Smartypants Society squabbles over if you should move someone else's laundry from the dryer.

  • The Tip of the Porcelain
    48:27
    The Tip of the Porcelain
    Episode 10

    The Tip of the Porcelain

    Episode 10

    Corin evaluates bathrooms. Jeff redesigns the stages of grief. Ryan improves the jumbotron.

    Content Warning:
    Discussions of Grief and Loss of Loved Ones- [17:26-29:45]
    Misophonia (Extended fart noises) [29:55-30:15]

  • Smartyshorts: Pausing Time or Rewinding Time
    04:52
    Smartyshorts: Pausing Time or Rewinding Time

    Smartyshorts: Pausing Time or Rewinding Time

    The Smartypants Society debates if pausing time is better than rewinding time.

  • New
    A Conflict of Interests
    50:08
    A Conflict of Interests
    Episode 11

    A Conflict of Interests

    Episode 11

    Londale updates the Magical Negro. Catherine explains sapphic breakups. Grant makes an acting reel.

    Content Warning:
    Misophonia (Extended alarm sounds) [18:49-18:55, 21:50-21:57, 24:03-24:09]

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